Can I come if I'm married, taken, or sorta-kinda seeing someone?

Yes of course.


Can I come alone?

Yes, but leave with someone.


Will it be good?

Yeah, Louis C.K. will be there.


Will Louis C.K. really be there?

No.


Is this a speed-dating event?

Fuck No.


Can I buy tickets at the door?

No. But when you buy online, an Angel spits in Donald Trump’s food. Angel is the name of the guy who works at KFC.


Can I tell a story?

Yes. Click here http://bit.ly/2mzpveg


Should I invite my date?

Yes, invite them all. Tell them to do the same. Dating is a numbers game. #RealTalk