Can I come if I'm married, taken, or sorta-kinda seeing someone?
Yes of course.
Can I come alone?
Yes, but leave with someone.
Will it be good?
Yeah, Louis C.K. will be there.
Will Louis C.K. really be there?
No.
Is this a speed-dating event?
Fuck No.
Can I buy tickets at the door?
No. But when you buy online, an Angel spits in Donald Trump’s food. Angel is the name of the guy who works at KFC.
Can I tell a story?
Yes. Click here http://bit.ly/2mzpveg
Should I invite my date?
Yes, invite them all. Tell them to do the same. Dating is a numbers game. #RealTalk